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Rose Byrne:
Rose Byrne
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Information:
Name: Rose Byrne
Born: 1979-07-24
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2007), Damages (2007), The Tenants (2005), The Night We Called It a Day (2003), Echo Point (1995)
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Giada Colagrande:
Giada Colagrande Naked
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Information:
Name: Giada Colagrande
Born: 1975-10-16
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
Before It Had a Name (2005), Aprimi il cuore (2002), Premio Donostia a Willem Dafoe (2005)
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What's the most wicked thing a
group of
young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
PhillipAshlenJI
Q: How can you tell
when Bill Clinton is
lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the
answer to this
one.
HohChaimekNL
YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU
WHERE A
TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
CustenninHrothrehrLe
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to
her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles.
"My dear
woman," lawyer replied,
"Ever since the Phoenicians invented money
there has been only one
answer to that easy question."
GarwynBenayavt
What do you get if King Kong falls down a
mine shaft?
A flat miner.
DugallEneaRB
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A.
He didn't have the guts too
DillanKellermX
Why do the hamburgers
beat the hot dogs at
every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurst!
TalfordFreddievX
A woman is a person who, if she says to a man,
"Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad,
and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" says, "If you don't
know
I'm not going to tell you."
DiamondMonroeww
Dad, can you
help me find the lowest common
denominator in this problem please?
Don't tell me that they
haven't found it yet, I remember looking for
it when I was a boy!
CradoeMacAdhamhjU
Q: What do blondes do
after they comb their
hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
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